The Legend of the Hairy Cow (pronounced Coo)

The sunne shoneth bright that morn. I packd’th my bags and trudgeth on an errand to find the faire Scottish hairy coo whose lookes set forth no mortal forme to view.

Oh! there she stood…cloathed in a most beutiest coat that ever be, a Goddesse that delud'st me eyes. Me thinks that she shone like the most radiant star in the sky.
I cannot choose but fall upon my knees and kisse her…Her beauty maketh me quiver!
Her brown mane left me wondering how may feeleth to brush ‘em with me fingers…
And I kepth gazing until my "Costa" cups ran dray…
And she thinkest “What stranger art thou that doest eye me thus?”

Enough of this crap..As you would have realized again that yours truly is a real jackA$$!!!

But, don’t leave yet…Let me tell you a story… the real story of the Scottish Hairy coo…passed on through the generations…like a breeze flowing from tree to tree.

Mercury, the god of Travellers, once fell in love with Eclipsa. She was the princess of the Scottish Highlands... Her beauty was famed across the worlds. Such was her beauty that even the Greek Gods used to woo her.
But her heart was conquered by a poor native…A native who very much resembled yours truly.
One day after a 38 day courtship they decided to get married. Mr. Mercury could not stand this.
Heartbroken, he cast a spell on the beautiful Eclipsa..
“The day you have sex with your earthly partner,
The same day you will be transformed into the vilest of the earth’s creatures”

On hearing this, the couple was scared.
That’s when they contacted Bejan Daruwalla. Now Bejan, being a really wise man, knew that Mercury had not passed his SAT tests and so his spells were harmless… He revealed to our couple, that Mercury's spell would not work.

So Eclipsa and her partner had sex!!! And she bore him a child..then two more ..and so it continued till they has an entire cricket team (inclusive of 4 players on bench, as required by CMM Level 5)

And till this day, Eclipsa remains pretty bcoz Mercury’s spell was useless.

Six years back Mercury finally cleared his SATs after 56891 unsuccessful attempts. His spells have now become potent…And he was "Desperately Seeking Eclipsa".

So Eclipsa chose to lay low…By day she is the Scottish Hairy Coo…and by night she is back to her original form.
That’s the story of the Scottish Hairy Coo…

Yours truly understands that this has been another waste of time…
His efforts to do something productive during his free time, is not going the right way.

Time is Money, they (read Wise Men) say. Spend it wisely.

Tip of the day: Don’t waste your time reading stupid blogs like these..

Have a great day